Not Me Tuesday

Well it seems my frazzled life has struck again, preventing me from writing my usual Not Me Monday blog... opps! Well who says I cant write a Not Me Tuesday blog?? Hmm lets try it out and see how it goes.

1. I did NOT get up this morning and down multiple cups of coffee just to keep my eyes open long enough to shower and put a little make-up on.
2. I did NOT blast the sound tract to Chicago in my car on my way to work and mouth every word to every song.
3. I did NOT forget to turn the gas on when putting the wet clean clothes in the dryer, only to find sopping wet clothes spinning round and round in a heatless dryer.
4. I did NOT let the kids entertain themselves today with kitchen pans while I scurried to finish my homework for my class tonight.
5. I did NOT say "SHHH" about a million times to the kids this afternoon
6. I did NOT find little James wandering the back yard completely naked... no diaper or anything.
7. I did NOT wipe multiple poopy butts today... yucks thats just gross.
8. I did NOT use the sentence, "We dont eat our boogies"
9. I did NOT eat the kids lunch of tater-tots and left over pizza after they refused to.
10. I did NOT have my sister write me up my first resume simply because I had no idea what one even looked like, let alone knew how to write one myself.
11. I do NOT consider watching The Real Housewives of New York tonight with a glass of wine the highlight of my day.